I Have No Plans To Die Today

Greetings, newcomers. I am Thor, the son of Odin and prince of Asgard. Tis I who commands the thunder and the storm with most powerful weapon in all the nine realms, Mjolnir. ((Est. 5/10/11))

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wishfulxthinkr:

going to see my man at midnight tonight
Chris Hemsworth is a god among men

wishfulxthinkr:

going to see my man at midnight tonight

Chris Hemsworth is a god among men

(via youngprinceodinson)


Ooc: ooo, looks I’ll have plots to read when I get home tonight!


thor-odinson:

He ducked into the darkened room and looked around a moment. Though it was a new surrounding, it foretold of Jane’s presence easily. It looked as though she had only been there a day, but already piles of papers with notes were brimming the desk and night stands. He chuckled…

Through everything, it hadn’t even occurred to Thor that she didn’t know about Coulson. His smile faded and he bowed his head. “Coulson of SHIELD was murdered in the battle. I am sorry to be the bearer of such ill news.” in the fray of it all, he barely got to properly mourn the passing ofhisfriend. He can still recall Phil’s eyes widened in surprise when the attack came. “This battle has changed everything,” he said quietly to the carpet. “I wish I came with good news for thee.”


theavengersheadcanons:

Natasha and Thor aren’t entirely sure when it starts, but the two slowly becoming sparring partners. He’s delicate, and she’s able to let out all her anger without worrying about hurting the god. One day, Natasha asks Thor if he’d like to get drinks after their…


(Source: -kunis, via black-widow)


agentjaspersitwell:

Hangover almost completely gone, all that is left is a dull headache.

All hail the gods of coffee.

There are gods of coffee?



aperfectline:

Chris Hemsworth6/who knows how many i’ll do let’s not lie to the users of tumblr okay it’s probably going to be like 10 or 20

aperfectline:

Chris Hemsworth
6/who knows how many i’ll do let’s not lie to the users of tumblr okay it’s probably going to be like 10 or 20



idowhatiwant-thor replied to your post: *sings quietly to himself* When the pimp’s in the crib ma. Drop it like it’s hot. Drop it like it’s hot. Drop it like it’s hot.
Thor stop. Thor pls.


But why? The agent in the lower levels was playing it.